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Rednecks from Space

By Steve Jansen

Published on February 21, 2008

Grease monkey with mesh back cap says, “Hey, dere. What kine of oil you be usin’, boi?” We say, “Uhhh . . . what?” Then we direct strange being from another planet and his/her red neck to the Checker Schuck’s Kragen Nationals Presented by Castrol. He/she is sure to love them fast-flying funny cars.
Feb. 22-24, 2008


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